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THINGS ARE’NT ALWAYS WHAT THEY SEEM
a short story:
Just because someone doesn’t love you the way you want them to, doesn’t mean they don’t love you with all they have.
Ralph and Edna were both patients in a mental hospital. One day while they were walking past the hospital swimming pool, Ralph suddenly jumped into the deep end.
He sank to the bottom of the pool and stayed there.
Edna promptly jumped in to save him. She swam to the bottom and pulled him out.
When the Head Nurse Director became aware of Edna’s heroic act she immediately ordered her to be discharged from the hospital, as she now considered her to be mentally stable.
When she went to tell Edna the news she said, ‘Edna, I have good news and bad news. The good news is your being discharged, since you were able to rationally respond to a crisis by jumping in and saving the life of the person you love… I have concluded that your act displays sound mindedness.
The bad news is, Ralph hung himself in the bathroom with his bathrobe belt right after you saved him. I am so sorry, but he’s dead.’
Edna replied, ‘He didn’t hang himself, I put him there to dry.
How soon can I go home?’
The invisible man and supergirl was walking along the beach and decided to get them some personal time together.So they found them a spot on the beach to do the nasty.
They laid the towel down….started kissing and shit.
Next thing you know, they are fuking their brains out.
Supergirl was all into it. moving her body all over the place and in a very freaky way.
Meanwhile….
Superman was flying by the beach and saw supergirl lying on the beach.
He thought to his self….
Damn, she looks good down there;
moving that ass all around, legs wide open pusay exposed.
Being that I am superman, I can swoop down tap that ass 3 times without her knowing what hit her.
So, superman swooped down tapped it three [3] times and flew away satisfied.
(back to …the invisible man and supergirl)
The invisible man let out a loud cry.
invisible man: AAAAAAHHHHH!! Got Damn, What The Fuk !!
supergirl: What’s wrong baby, what’s wrong?
invisible man: I don’t know…..
BUT I JUST GOT FUKED IN THE ASS 3 TIMES.
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